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Bastard Demotivational Poster

YOU BASTARDS! - You make bunny cry!

TAGS: bunny cry bastards
Rating: 2.43/5

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Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:02 pm
Awwww. That's horrible, apauling. I actually feel bad now ;-; I don't know why, but I'm in an actual feminine mood today ;=;
TigerKid - September 30, 2008, 11:24 am
aPauling LMAO!! I look at the bunny and the comment and laugh harder everytime
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:10 pm
That's not crying, that's shame. And I'm sorry, Mr. Bunnykins, but they offered me a Klondike bar and I only had to stick it in for a few seconds.

EVIL PIGEONS - evil bastards they are

TAGS: evil bastards pigeons rnr
Rating: 2.3/5

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dfdffdfd - March 26, 2009, 1:42 pm

UNLUCKY BASTARD - He will always be "Just a Friend"

You Bastards! -

TAGS: cat rain wet bastard pissed off
Rating: 4.63/5

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Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:20 pm
Murder cat is angry...
BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 10:56 pm
Those eyes mean bu5iness :-0
ughomer - September 10, 2013, 3:28 pm
5 lions. got more of these, nk?

LET THEM THINK YOU'RE STUPID - Screw up enough rescue attemps and eventually you won't have to choose between Mary Ann and Ginger

CHEATING WIFES - A survey found that TWICE as many women then men cheat on their partners. Since it takes two to tango... Who are those LUCKY BASTARDS they do it with?

TAGS: cheating wife women man bastards survey
Rating: 2/5

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TigerKid - October 5, 2008, 10:06 pm
The spelling Natzi must be banging a different cheating wife.
FAIL - October 5, 2008, 3:01 pm
I'm here for AdAm. For I have fourths.
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:22 pm
God passed on his chance. i'll take thirds! can i get fourths too?
God - August 28, 2008, 5:32 pm
I'm guessing un-married men.
pro - August 28, 2008, 3:32 pm
Okay, sloppy seconds for aPauling. Who wants thirds?
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 12:36 pm
I get dibs on his wife, as soon as I finish with his mom.
pro - August 22, 2008, 6:02 am
I'll get back to you when I've finished banging your wife, RNR.

OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.

BOUNDARIES - This guy crossed them

TAGS: sick fuckin bastard poor dog hope its fake
Rating: 3.8/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2009, 10:38 am
One of my new favorites as well.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 12:35 am
This is great.
bOB cHIN - August 31, 2009, 9:10 pm
I dunno man, this opens up a lot more questions than I want to get into. Least of which is, why do you care so much about what the dog shits out?
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 4:43 pm
i hope it wasnt a suppository


TAGS: badgers natures bastards
Rating: 3.37/5

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Zed - November 9, 2009, 7:18 pm
I think he's referring to a YOUTube meme: "Badger, badger, badger, mushroom, MUSHROOM!"
DreMagnum - November 9, 2009, 5:49 pm
god damnt kevin.....i mean derek
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 5:46 pm
No! Derek....BAD Derek......
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:42 pm
Try to keep up Derek. No one said this was a wolverine. Hence the discussion of cousins.
Derek - November 9, 2009, 5:39 pm
Badger, badger, badger...
LogicDude - October 28, 2009, 7:18 am
Then that would make them 1st Cousins twice removed.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
i have only seen two live wolverines not in captivity, and they both ate from my 12 guage.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 12:20 am
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:16 am
I'd ask, but even zombies fear something.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 12:12 am
1st or 2nd cousins? Just asking... no particular reason.
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:11 am
Their Canadian cousin, the wolverine is even worse, single wolverines have been known to kill Kodiak Bears, which are even larger and more vicious than Grizzlys!
Bah - October 27, 2009, 1:32 am
But he's so cuuuuute! I just wanna rub his tummy! Tickle Tickle wittle guyah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

LITTLE BABY! - Get in my "BELLY"!

TAGS: baby fat bastard austin powers
Rating: 2/5

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lovetolaugh - December 22, 2011, 8:12 pm
That picture says to me.. Big baby: Waaaahhh that needle hurt! Little Baby: Oh shut up you big cry baby.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:27 pm
I was going to make a smart ass comment, but because I'm new I changed my mind Oo
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:24 pm
It doesn't say much for my taste, but this made me lol 4/5

GRAMMAR NAZI - The Origional

TAGS: inglourious bastards frames
Rating: 2.9/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 15, 2010, 5:28 pm
I doubt that this poster was created ironically so 1L.
Derek - February 15, 2010, 4:58 pm
It's "really glad" and "original". Huh, I must be Grammar and Spelling SS.

FEARLESS BASTARD - ... Because it's Wayne Rooney, nuff' said.

EVEN IN JAPAN - this guy can't get a f#ckin' break...

TAGS: south park anime kenny unlucky you bastards
Rating: 4.07/5

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Bartimaeus - January 29, 2010, 5:38 pm
lol Good one
Koradan - January 29, 2010, 4:00 pm
Oh My Bhudda! They killed Kenny-san! YOU BASTARD-SAN!!


TAGS: poor ugly bastard cubby
Rating: 4.43/5

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rerun - December 18, 2010, 4:23 pm

wow, mentioned along with amy winehouse......I will take the rabies now.
ICEMAN - December 18, 2010, 4:13 pm
Heh, heh. Rerun really gets around.
Cubbybear - December 18, 2010, 4:11 pm
That also explains Amy Winehouse
rerun - December 18, 2010, 4:10 pm

man, you just had to go there.
rerun - December 18, 2010, 4:10 pm

man, you just had to go there.
ICEMAN - December 18, 2010, 4:08 pm
The poor critter just caught a glimpse of rerun nekkid. 5



TAGS: hitler day drunk bastard
Rating: 3.88/5

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forseti - July 2, 2010, 9:04 pm
LOL! The other one got "Blondie"??
ICEMAN - July 2, 2010, 8:50 pm
Are you sure he wasn't mean because he didn't like being known as 'Herr ein Testikal'?
forseti - July 2, 2010, 8:40 pm


TAGS: road truth bastards
Rating: 3.71/5

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Aggy - July 21, 2009, 1:42 am
"will I sell many oranges today?"
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
As I sit at the roadside, I wonder...
RON - July 20, 2009, 5:37 pm
Thanks Mr. KDP3
KDP3 - July 20, 2009, 3:54 pm
Ron your posters are the best and only true "demotivation" posters

K.I.T.T. - and the Delorian had a bastard son.

FAT BASTARD - He eats babies


TAGS: accident myth jamie bastard cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

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Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L just cuz of my love of this show and how Jamie actually does look like a walrus! Those guys have one of the amsomest jobs ever!

BILLY CRUDUP - is becoming a fat bastard

TAGS: billy crudup fat bastard
Rating: 2.59/5

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Billy Crudup - December 28, 2008, 2:09 pm
I have a man in Glendale does my fatsuits. He's a genius. And I work a lot.
Mica Mars - December 28, 2008, 10:53 am
That's freakin Jack Black dumbass!
Maccadinho - November 8, 2008, 5:10 pm
Billy Crudup USED to give me a semi. LOL *Do one troll.
energy - November 8, 2008, 11:51 am
you are a tunnel baiting piece of shit that lacks originality. please jump in front of a semi.

OK GIRLS - It's time to show these bastards what women are really made of.

LITTLE SUZY - She was always so excited to show everyone What Uncle Wally taught her to do

TAGS: uncle wally was a bastard
Rating: 3.74/5

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DreMagnum - December 4, 2009, 11:28 pm
Wait, it a was another person with a little suzy in their poster, not you
DreMagnum - December 4, 2009, 11:26 pm
Whats up with this girl named Suzy Random? Freaking hilarious though, 5L
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:26 pm
Nice Random. 5Ls
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:13 pm
Magical. 5L


TAGS: ah blow me frosty ya bastard
Rating: 3.56/5

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BoneCD - May 28, 2009, 3:14 pm
Is that like Ice Golf?
Sean - May 28, 2009, 2:59 pm
Crap! Just outed myself as Canada's queen. Ah well. *funny wave to all the people*
Sean - May 28, 2009, 2:53 pm
Hey thanks. I dub thee an honorary Canadian. We'll fill you on on the bags of milk later ... right now hockey's on.
Airman - May 28, 2009, 1:17 pm
great poster... it haunts me
lol - May 27, 2009, 8:53 pm
lol big smiley face with ears sticking out and a big cheesy grill grin
agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
I live in Vegas... I don't get snow. I mean, I understand it's plight, but I can't relate. I'd have given it 3 lions, but I'm adding 2 more for the Left-Justify.
Sean - May 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
Title: WINTER Text: One cool dude. (I know I know, way better than the poetry crap. Sorry.)

BASTARDS - They designed this Hospital

DUDE - You killed Donny, you bastard !

TAGS: dude killed donny you bastard
Rating: 3.23/5

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MrRandom - April 22, 2012, 1:55 am
Actually that's fairly straightforward thinking.
Budog - April 22, 2012, 12:14 am
To get this, you have to think abstractly. Combine The Big Lebowski and South Park. I know, my thinking process is whacked... :D

YOU BASTARDS!! - You divided by zero ... Assholes




TAGS: poetry assignment sam i am was one persistent little bastard
Rating: 4.23/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 15, 2009, 12:04 pm
Amesome, 5L
Current Resident - December 14, 2009, 2:05 pm
Funny poster. Funny comments. 5L
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 10:30 am
Thanks again, guys. To this day I still can't eat green pasta, and it's all thanks to the first book I ever read...
Mongo - December 14, 2009, 10:08 am
I'll stick with the Who Hash
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 10:01 am
I would not stick it in a goat, I would not do it on a boat, I don't wear clothes under my coat, I give this motifake a 5L vote.
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 9:44 am
Dr.Seuss FTW! 5Ls.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Sauced out of his mind, he actually saw this episode. And then he even helped in the search for himself.

TAGS: moo you lucky lucky bastard
Rating: 4.15/5

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Derek - February 4, 2010, 3:38 pm
Brilliant - if you've read the forum dialogue.
Fatt Matt - February 4, 2010, 3:38 pm
This is pretty funny tho... I'll give it 5 udder strokes. The poster, not you moo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 4, 2010, 8:20 am
You're weird Veggie.


THE LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD - is waiting backstage for his turn


TAGS: archimedes was a cocky bastard
Rating: 3.33/5

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Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:55 am
NO No it's NOT superglue. That's the lazy man's way to make a motifake.
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:50 am
Wait.... is that Super Glue on the rock?!?!?
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:40 am
it was just phoned in.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:40 am
Alright, truth be told. I spent 3 months teaching him tai chi. Then, at a predictable part of his routine, I slipped the rock and the cookie jar in place and snapped the pic. I think now you can understand why I resent so much the stuff that looks like
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
Oh yeah..... very zen.
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 12:05 am
Well done.
Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:40 pm
I think you nailed this one. I'll leave it alone and screw up something else. CR
Sean - September 5, 2009, 9:25 pm
Hey thanks. And sorry 'bout that. Of course it hurts to see a pic you like done not-so-well eh? Such is the unique vulnerability of a motifaker. Keep the pic though, and use it a couple of months from now if you come up with something you like.
Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:22 pm
Good poster. I found this picture and couldn't think of anything to do with it. 5L
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 9:07 pm
Favourite pass time? I knew it.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 9:05 pm
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 9:02 pm
How'd you get it to pose like that Sean?



LIP-SYNCHING - Milli Vanilli Wishes They Were This Cute

MINORITIES - yeah, they eat at restaurants also

TAGS: bastards
Rating: 2.15/5

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Mal - August 20, 2008, 2:16 pm
it's true. try being a waiter anywhere near Baltimore
... - July 14, 2008, 8:39 pm
Sometimes 'Service with a Smile' Turns into "Get ignored, AND glared at."

BIKERS - The Hillbillies of the highways.


TAGS: snow cones seal massacre crazy bastard
Rating: 1.63/5

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logan240184 - June 29, 2010, 4:29 pm
Seal Clubbin Still won't get Justin Bieber songs out of your head
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 5:27 pm
This isn't Iron Chef?
Bartimaeus - February 14, 2010, 5:23 pm
That's a good one. I would have gone with that. I think the problem is that a LOT of people aren't going to get this...and some might be offended, Whale Wars fans mostly.
fangzfofingaz - February 14, 2010, 3:14 pm
My original captian was: SNOW CONES: Sure! Just don't turn your back on this crazy bastich.
Bartimaeus - February 14, 2010, 1:57 pm
Surprisingly, I kind of like this one. The caption could use a little work, though...perhaps you could have elaborated on the title. SNOW CONES: Free for the scooping, but don't turn your back on this crazy bastard. Though, clubbing is a touchy subject.

Glee and Disney -


TAGS: jfk rfe ifa commie bastards keep your damn hands off my freedoms
Rating: 4.92/5

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falloutghoul - April 22, 2013, 8:41 pm
I doubt it'll pass the Senate, or even past the President's desk.


TAGS: giant robot challenge crafty bastards
Rating: 4.78/5

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rerun - May 14, 2010, 6:57 pm

he swings, he hits it's outta here. Home run on this one
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 6:30 pm


TAGS: endless resource sarcastic bastards thanks to v 139329
Rating: 4.63/5

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spacedog - February 10, 2013, 9:13 pm
Ha! I guess I mean both. :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_concern
MPsniper - February 10, 2013, 8:18 pm
going concern?.....OHHhhhhh.... do you mean "growing" concern?

MOO+ -


TAGS: cheers ya bastard
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - May 15, 2009, 11:40 pm
110% correct.
Sean - May 15, 2009, 9:10 pm
Thanks man, but things aren't that bad. For some jokes all that matters is that the right people laugh.
agdaniele - May 15, 2009, 7:26 pm
Damn! 1/5 with 4 votes! I'll put my vote in, but I'm starting to wonder why clever, funny, edgy consistently scores so low.


TAGS: i hate the bastards
Rating: 3.26/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 2, 2009, 12:31 am
5 lions because you used a picture of broccoflower, the broccoli/cauliflower hybrid that I like so much. Ahhh, Brassica oleracea, you taste so good with butter and salt and pepper!


TAGS: and if i ever catch the little bastard
Rating: 2.11/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:38 pm
The freaks come out at night.

Dance -

TAGS: pzy dance force choke bastard
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:24 am
mirror ball deathstar LOL!! Like the drop kick at the end too! 5 LOL lions, psych!
Reality Lord - May 10, 2015, 10:20 pm


Macho -

fuck you! -

TAGS: bra bastard
Rating: 3.75/5

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Silverheart - April 25, 2013, 6:20 pm

Calvin Rickson should win ashsole douchebag of the year for that. Every year. Indefinitely.